Welcome to Mr. McCarron's Classroom 
For a picture of Mr. McCarron, pick
up a copy of Gary Larson's "The Pre-History of the Far Side." Mr.
McCarron is the nerdy kid with the glasses being pushed around by the amoebas.
Current Nobel Prize
Winner confers with
(OK, more accurately
stalked by)
future Nobel Prize winner
Welcome to
the chaos that I call my classroom. Although it may look like there's no one in
charge, there really is - the students. They accept every challenge I throw at
them, no matter how far-fetched or nutty it sounds. In past years students
built their own musical
instrument, designed a better egg shipping crate, produced their own
version of "Nightline",
and wrote to Members of Congress. They are also using a telescope on the roof
of the Tokyo Science Museum during class.
Don't believe what they say
about me wiring their seats up to high voltage power supplies. They're just
kidding.
A summary of my education shows
some bad judgment by the admissions officers of some normally scrupulous
institutions. No one wants to take credit for letting me in, but they actually
will admit to me graduating. (It was through an agreement - as long as I never
return…)
Mr. McCarron
and Mr. Martinek Revise Their Goals for the Evaluation Period During a Special Meeting With Their Division Head and Their
Adult Supervisor
Last update 4 October, 2011